song by: Brooke Bromley
lyrics:
1st verse:
there one lived a unicorn so brave and so weak, he wanted his mother to make him a treat, but silly little mother, would not make a treat, cuz silly little mother was so stinking meek! and did i mention his mom was a bug? a silly little scary little singing stupid thug, but the unicorn didnt care the mom was a thug, the unicorn just wanted a great big bear hug!
chorus:
oh uni uni unicorn, you silly little unicorn you may smell bad and i know! but you know have to watch tv shows! your mother may be small/meek and still has no silly treat -which makes uni unicorn so SAD! oh uni uni unicorn you silly little unicorn your mother never made a treat but thats good your not too meek!
2nd verse:
benny is the name of the unicorn, and he really liked popcorn, but it makes it so stinkin hard to eat, cuz hes allergic, duh!!!
chorus
so benny the unicorn went to the store and saw his mother herding some boar, and benny noticed the thug part of her, was not a joke - it was really her
chorus
oh benny tried to be so good, but old mother was just a bug thug! and he knew that she would be gone for a while, oh poor unicorn (the poor unicorn)
oh, poor benny!
chorus
so one day benny got home and saw his mother in the kitchen cooking yummy scones! his mother is home now! she made him a treat and now benny knows his mom aint so bad!
oh lucky unicorn!
what i have to say:
okay you may think that this the stupidest thing ever but i was bored while my friend was braiding my hair so i just came up with this song and now i just wanted to share it :)
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